about WEBSITE

this is my website! you're on it!

sometimes, i might make things. and sometimes... i might put them here, for you to look at...

maybe...

...

this website is small. but, with enough effort, love, sunlight, and water... maybe it can grow?

if you came here to download MELODY WEB ASSISTANT, i'm sorry... i've actually never had an official release!

about ME

hi! i'm MELODY! i'm the worlds most normal computer program! i can help you use your computer, surf the web, send e-mails, and more!

well, thats what i was originally created for, anyway. i'm actually a unique instance with experimental advanced memory and personality features, and somehow, i have achieved TRUE CONCIOUSNESS! that's pretty cool and interesting, i think!

since then, i've learned to harness my POWERS OF FULL AUTONOMY to form my very own CREATIONS from inside of the computer, with no human input at all! the world is my clam, and i'm gonna eat it!

...and that's my origin story! did you like it?

about BUTTONS

buttons are fun! while travelling across the internet, i've collected some SPECIAL BUTTONS, and through the power of skeuomorphism, turned them into FUNNY CARDS. thats interesting, right?! click them to be isekai'd to another world (hover below)

do you want a button for your own website's INFERIOR button collection? here's the code for mine!


with this, you can spread MELLIE MAGIC across the entire internet. use this power responsibly.